Saturday, April 30, 2011

Travel masturbation on molestation Saturday



It’s time again. Time for me to move to yet another country and as during previous escapes I will avoid the euro and try to stay away from ugly people.

One thing that’s hard to stay away from however is getting horny during travels. I don’t know if I’m the only one with this problem, but I do curse being a man sometimes travelling while hard and pointy. A woman, if having a similar problem, could always get by if she bought any form of vibrating toy – an electric toothbrush would do. But even if using fingers a feline can easily avoid detection.

Me, in need of bringing that one-eyed snake out in the open, have a slight problem. Especially while doing busses and planes - although I have been known to fornicate in, and on, both. Trains are a tad easier. With a bit of folding of tha clothes or choosing a strategic position a train can be turned into a regular wankfest.

Since I’ll be on the road for about 24hrs and will use almost every transportation known to man, I will have plenty of opportunities to spread my ejaculation juice across the European landscape.

It is possible I’ll use Kate Middleton in at least one fantasy. She’s a hottie, isn’t she? I actually haven’t paid attention at all to the fuss about this British marriage, but last night I did saw the couple in front of one of those child molesters giving them their last rites as un-married. First I noticed Prince William, getting the looks of his father more and more as the years go by, and so a future cause for divorce. Still pretty handsome though, for a Britt anyway.

Kate on the other hand is really stunning. ‘Masturbation-worthy’ was actually (I’m not lying) the first words that came to mind. A real woman I wouldn’t mind dipping my meatstick into.

Anyway, that costly side-show aside, I do have a genuine concern about travelling by bus, train, flight, train again, and then flying some more before taking a tram or a buss where I’ll live for the near future. Hopefully women passing by will be married to their refrigerators and have down-to-tha-knees-breasteses, but with my luck I’ll probably bump into a bikini-team looking for a therapy session.

Throughout the years I’ve heard one or two women complain about how me men always treat them as fuck-toys and that they cannot walk down the street without getting that undressing-I-want-to-get-into-your-pants-look from males. So? Would it be better if you didn’t turn heads? If I were a woman and didn’t get cheers and eyes while walking by a construction site I’ll probably consider suicide. Seriously, no woman is ugly enough so that she cannot get that feedback. If you don’t, please don’t blame anyone but God, your parents DNA or your government. We’ve got too many feminists as it is.

For me, travelling, I see potential ‘wanna-meet-in-the-toilet’-females all around me. Ugly, old, young, it doesn’t really matter. I may even consider one or two males if I’ve been watching Eurovision pre-travel. So if you see me, yes, I will be picturing you naked and I will be doing very nasty things to you in my head - probably involving handcuffs, whips, a dark cellar and me wearing a mask.

Maybe this extra boner-inducing during travelling has something to do with vibrations, or perhaps I am only a dirty man with penetration-angst? Maybe it’s psychological, or perhaps it’s a good way of making the journey more interesting? A train going in and out of tunnels...


In any case moving means that blog-postings will be far apart.

So for a time, probably for a month or two, don’t expect that many insights from here. Besides, I’ve already said most of it. All that is left is to repeat old songs and say “I Told you So” whenever a funny happens.

In the meantime you can picture me in a train franticly trying to masturbate while, at the same time, trying to avoid upsetting bourgeois families and elderly couples.

By for now.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

I am headed to Texas Frightmare Weekend!!!

There wont be any new posts for the next few nights, but I will return in a few days with a full report from the TEXAS FRIGHTMARE WEEKEND!!  Click HERE to take a look at the guest list to see who all I am going to meet!  This will be my 3rd year in a row to attend TFW, and I am super excited!!  Are any of the 4H readers going to be there? 

Making fun of retarded people


One of the things that make a person who just don’t care have a more interesting life than others is that we can laugh at pretty much everything. To a certain extent this is of course a sociopath’s behavior, but on the other hand, who cares?

Retarded people for example are really fun.

Not only do they drool and talk funny, they are also fun if you imagine them performing certain tasks. For example: fornication, working as a train operator or flying planes filled with families going on their dream vacation.

Not that retards necessarily would do a bad job, many tasks they are fully capable of doing, but only to hear that slobbering nonsense voice declaring that “there´s turbulence ahead”, and then imagine peoples’ faces when parading in front of the crew to get out of the Airplane in Istanbul and their Captain for the last couple of hours is saying “gooodbyezh, have a nicccee day in London” while his caretaker is telling him not to play with himself in public.

Performing certain tasks such as a government job or moonlighting as a journalist reporting on daily events would of course be an improvement to what we have, but still very funny.

Obviously there’s stigma here. You cannot make fun of retarded and the mentally challenged. Doesn’t that make you a Nazi? At the very least it’s bad taste and morally questionable, but that is actually part of the fun as far as I´m concerned.

Anyway, real retards are excused. They may not know better and have a certain handicap when it comes to everyday life. “Normal” folk however should not be excused.

You see making fun of actual retards isn´t the point of this post, it just started out that way since I´ve got too few hateful comments lately.

This post is actually about you - the real idiot of the story.

In a world dominated by collectivism people in general are totally clueless. Our masters of despair have recently carried out history’s biggest robbery, robbing you. This they did while giving abundant cash to the very banksters and finance oligarchs plotting our demise. In performing this act of pure malevolence they openly, and very obviously, lied to you. Among other things they claimed that borrowing shitloads, printing another load of crap, and giving it to “the too big to fail’s” while handing you the tab were the only way to save us from a debt crisis. If I claimed to be a flying spaghetti monster it would have been more believable, but somehow they got away with it.

Another story sold to you with even less credibility is the Manmade Global Warming scam - a story which is by far the biggest lie in the entire history of this planet. There’s no evidence for the claims, on the contrary, almost all real science seem to point to the complete opposite of what we´re told. And the entire thing is so transparent that I cannot understand how you can let them get away with it. It’s about you paying extra to government while handing over your life-decisions. Nothing else. If you really follow the money the oil-industry is a tiny little petite player, instead its government, the UN and all the institutes and universities dependent on money and grant from government and the UN pushing for the scam. All designed to make you pay up and obey.

Every “scientist” and “environmentalist” getting the word out is either directly hired by government and/or will lose grants if pushing the “wrong” view, and/or a complete loon with a Malthusian agenda. Every single one of them.

I can sort of understand people believing that there’s an invisible man watching their every move and that he will send them to a fierily pit if they fuck outside of wedlock. I can also sort of excuse anti-intellectuals seeing some kind of light in a blood-soaked socialist tunnel. I could even forgive people for thinking that government is the answer to all prayers. But when it comes to Manmade Global warming there’s no excuse. No sickness, no argument, nothing except a true retardation of massive proportions can excuse a person fallen for that scam.

And when we put it all together - all of the madness; all of the lies; all of the tricks and all of the scams - if we do so, can we come to another conclusion than that people are totally and hopelessly lost in a made-belief world far, far away from reality?

Captain Capitalism seems to be asking the same question. And so does The Market Ticker in regards to the Obaminations latest trick.

The continuous lies don’t haft to be big ones. There are plenty of: “Saddam has weapons of mass destruction”; “I did not have sex with that woman Monica Lewinsky”, “Well I smoked, but I didn’t inhale” –stories all around us. In Sweden a politician caught running to strip clubs paying strippers with a government credit card had no clue that he where at a strip club. How should he have known..? In the UK we recently had a big MPs’-scandal with almost every single elected fraud caught paying for double living or buying houses and apartments for wife’s, girlfriends and children, all paid for by Britain’s duped populace.

Or take the elitists favorite pastime; “to wage war”. Not necessarily actual armed conflict, although that is always on the table, but rather ‘war against drugs’, ‘war against trafficking’, ‘war against unemployment’ and so on. Every single one of these stupidities creates worse problems than we had before. For example the ‘war’ against drugs leads to higher prices on drugs and so increases the profit margin and so gives birth to mafias. Another consequence is that drugs become more diluted and you need to buy ‘em from a shady character and of course higher prices forces addicts to do burglaries, robberies and steal what they need. Thousands, tens of thousands of people die every year because of the ‘war on drugs’, not because of the actual drugs. The same can be said about prostitution, alcohol or whatever else the elitists want to fight.

Our entire way of life is a big lie, and what do you do? You watch TV, you eat processed food, drink beer and maybe, just maybe you complain at the dinner table.

What could you have done? Well for starters you shouldn’t vote for soul-suckers in suits time and again. You should know by now that whether the oily salesperson is ‘left’ or ‘right’ have very little or no meaning. You should also have demanded to be free without rules, laws, taxes and supercomputers controlling your every move. At the very least you should have paid attention and learned something from history.

But to me the worst thing about you is that you obviously don’t care a damn bit about your offspring. Not only did you let them take your money and your future, you also, without hesitation, let them mortgage your kids and grandchildren. As if that wasn’t enough it seems that you have no problems letting government hired thugs inject your kids with toxins, or even let them take the kids from you if a government hired amoeba thinks it’s the right thing to do.

I concluded many years ago that the sheople of this world are beyond saving. Not that all of you are idiots, but because almost all of you have made a choice to be. And in a time wherein the information actually is available to all it says something.

There is only one way out of this mess: that you actually make an effort to learn, that you pick up a book, that you read blogs, alternative news and that learn from history. Not only from a far away history, but from the story we’re living right now. You see things are about to turn for the worse and what likely is mankind’s most defining moment is right now. IF we get out on the other side with some kind of decency knowledge is very important because otherwise we’ll only repeat the same mistakes again and/or make things even worse...

…remember: this is a world filled with weapons of mass destruction…

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

DVD Review: BONNIE AND CLYDE VS. DRACULA (2008)


Directed by: Timothy Friend
Distributed by: Indican Pictures

I just watched the film BONNIE AND CLYDE VS DRACULA. I loved this movie from the moment I heard that title. It sounds so ridiculous that it just had to be great...right? And that DVD cover looks super cool too. I was super excited to finally watch this. So did it live up to my expectations? Before I answer that, here is the basic plot from the film's official website for those that aren't familiar with the film:

Bonnie and Clyde vs. Dracula combines the rough and tumble world of 1930's era gangster movies with the violent gothic atmosphere of a classic horror film. When a robbery goes bad and one of their companions is shot, Bonnie and Clyde are forced to seek help at a nearby mansion, home to the twisted Dr. Loveless and his imprisioned sister, Annabel. But Loveless has a secret. Deep in his cellar, the recently revived Dracula awaits...

So...did the film live up to my expectations? Well....unfortunately no. But maybe I had hyped it up too much in my head...who knows. While the film didn't live up to what I expected, that is not to say it wasn't a good film. It did have some very good things going for it...most notably the great acting. Tiffany Shepis as Bonnie and Trent Haaga as Clyde were a great on screen due and seemed to have some great chemistry. These two made the film in my opinion.

The film also contained some disturbing images...most notably the person or "thing" in the opening scene. The film contained some genuine scares at some points as well.

While the movie did have it's good points, it had its flaws as well. My major problem with this film are all the subplots and characters that are introduced. The whole plot with Dr. Loveless and his sister, Annabel, just seemed out of place to me. They could have been in a separate film all together. I mean, aren't we really here to see three main people...Bonnie, Clyde, and Dracula!

Another issue I had was that the film was very slow at times....the only thing that made up for this was the very ending when Bonnie and Clyde go on a Vampire shooting spree. That was a lot of fun to watch!

For a crime film, this was actually very good, with some good dialog and some really great shoot out scenes, but for us Horror and gore fans, the film just lacked a little bit in that department.
BONNIE AND CLYDE VS DRACULA is scheduled for release on DVD May 3rd. Check it out for yourself and see what you think!


CLICK HERE to watch the trailer
CLICK HERE to purchase the DVD (Pre-order)
CLICK HERE to visit the film's official website

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Why we´re heading for War

... and so depression


We´re living in a time filled with the stuff of nightmares. Not only because of debt-mountains, not only because of derivatives or because of impending hyperinflation. And it is not really because of an increase in protectionism or the increase in horrific policies by our benevolent leaders.

No, the worst thing out there has been the lazy complacency of voters. The Sheople of this world have failed. Remember; you voted for it, you did not stand up and said “enough is enough”, you’re the one at fault because you let it happen. This laidback attitude and apathy is about to change – sadly it will not be for the better.

You see when people have nothing left to lose, they lose it. And when they lose it they are not thinking, they are not rational and as a consequence they will listen to hysterical solutions brought forth by hysterical tiny men with collectivism and conquest on their agenda.

Historically speaking and psychologically interesting we know where this is heading; towards nationalism, upheaval and then comes totalitarianism. Our smug suits above have no remedy except imposing more and more of controls, more and more laws, and more and more of the very same that brought us to this situation in the first place.

From their perspective they have no choice. They cannot, from their viewpoint, abolish themselves. They cannot rely on people making their own choices, and they cannot stop rolling out the surveillance society and stop bailing out banks. If they did, they would lose their seats, their income and their power. So from our masters’ perspective only ‘hope’ remains. Hope that a couple of fantastic inventions pop up to bring prosperity to all, hope that some divine intervention will come to the rescue.

I firmly believe that most up in the higher hierarchy are fully aware of where this is heading. They know they cannot borrow, print and spend anymore. They know they cannot fix all or even a small portion of this mess. They also know that all of this is about to explode - exploding into the Greatest Depression. WHEN that happens they are all in trouble. True, people will turn their attention towards Jews, Muslims, and gypsies and “the rich”, as they always do in a search for someone to blame, but leaders ruling us will not be spared. I see plenty of lampposts with dangling carcasses wearing suits in the near future, and I do believe our masters do to.

This is why they are rushing to buy supercomputers that can monitor and control the people. This is why they are forcing through law after law that reduces our civil liberties. This is why they are imposing naked scanners. This is why blogs and alternative news sites are under constant attacks. This is why hackers, political activists and WikiLeaks are regarded as public enemies. They want to keep order, control and, most importantly; they want to keep grasping for that power fix.

To me this isn’t a master plan set into play by the Illuminati or the Bilderberg group to usher in world governance. This isn’t an Alien conspiracy. I simply don´t believe there’s any sort of malevolent conspiracy behind it all. However the end results and the consequences are pretty much exactly the same as conspiracists have argued for decades. And with worldwide panic, violent rallies everywhere, sky-high permanent unemployment and hyperinflation countries will sooner or later end up in war.

Just think about it for a moment. What have they always done before, looking at history, when all else have failed? When there’s no out, what have leaders of men always turned to as their last (and sometimes ‘first’) option?

WAR!

War is a great way of banding people together against a common enemy. War opens up an option for the unemployed to enlist and have something to do. War shifts the focus from economic and political turmoil towards the enemy. War forces even hardy opponents of those in power to buckle up, bit down and make an effort to save the country. War also brings out our basic and ancient inherent behavior of looking after our own clan. Even when the ones leading are apparent madmen with policies we detest, most will fight with and alongside those leaders to save families, save our way of life, our country and to protect our own group, our clan. And if war goes well it comes with made-up gains such as loathed riches streaming in, more lands to settle, and prestige.

Make no mistake, this is the option left. This is where we´re heading.

Take the European Union as example. Inside the EU we have a political class forcing their will and visions upon an unwilling populace while unelected bureaucrats are hell-bent on following 5 or 7 years plans while increasing their own influence and collect as much money they can.

Stability, peace and prosperity are among the most common words used to defend the EU-project. Although those thoughts may have held a certain weight directly after WW II, they are today reduced to useless punch lines thrown at anyone questioning what trickles down from above.

If you wish to put an end to the idiotic agricultural subsidies the European Union throws around; then you´re against prosperity. If you complain over the intrigues and behind-the-scene dealings of the EU parliament you of course want Hitler to make a comeback. If you´re against the euro you want to destabilize Europe. It’s the opposite-game whereas a view or opinion means the complete opposite of what is actually said. All designed to protect the sphere of power.

In many member countries things were reaching a boiling point even before the euro-zone started to crumble. Popular referendums are either ignored or not brought forth at all (remember how they bullied Ireland). Political scandals with EU parliamentarians getting caught in a web of lies are today so common they’re hardly news anymore. Refugee and immigration issues are headline news in pretty much every member state and have already given birth to several very shady political movements across Europe. Permanent unemployment with numbers around 15-20% and empty treasuries are starting to be the norm in several countries while other countries seemingly have come out of the recession. The enormous differences in culture, language, religion and production have come into play.

There were many of us that saw this coming a long way. We warned about asymmetric chocks, we warned about the huge differences between countries within the EU, we warned about the euro-project and said that this, from above decree, cannot last and will crash with horrific consequences. No one listened. Of course not. Here you had several new political bodies with countless of opportunities for bureaucrats, lobbyists and other soul-sucking entities. Why would they stop to consider any alternative when all these riches, all this power and all of these opportunities exist for anyone with political savvy?

And people in general were already fucked by their domestic elected frauds, and so only complained a wee bit when another entity of politics, far away in another country, emerged.

As mentioned above; this is all about to change.

The bail-out of Greece was the beginning of the end of the Euro. Ireland, Portugal and whoever comes next are only a continuation of that first bail-out. Once they started to go down this road they, in effect, gave the euro-project its death-blow. It may take 1 year or 10 years, but the end will come. This because once they bailed out one country they cannot say no to another. How would that look? So Spain, Italy, Belgium and many others stand in line for their piece of the cake. And those already bailed out, will they actually change their ways and never need additional help? Please, if you believe that you might as well put a gun to your head now.

There’s no way out now except - according to those that rule us - to let the European Central Bank (ECB) continue to buy 60-70-80% and sometimes close to 100% of the indebted countries treasury bonds. The only way ECB can do this is to print more money which leads to inflation which in turn leads to higher prices which leads to more unemployed and so much more problems (in exactly the same way as the FED is destroying the U.S.).

Although the fat lady is about to sing they will cling to this project for as long as they can. It will take many years before the EU and Euro projects are totally abandoned, and so they will increase our troublesome situation.

The Greatest Depression is just around the corner - we´re talking months now - but the European Union and its advocates will try, for as long as they can, to withstand breaking up. They do this because the European Union is the wettest dream ever produced by politicians. Within EU walls they can feast on an endless buffet of goods and services while wielding almost unlimited power. They will never give that up.

But when the next oil-crisis strikes, or when the derivatives scam crashes, or when the debt-mountains no longer can withstand reality, or when another war breaks out, or when a propped up market crashes, or when the dollar collapses, or when any of the other deck of cards blows over and the shit really hits that famous fan and so the GREATEST DEPRESSION picks up speed again, then, if not sooner, countries will start to leave the Euro-project and very possibly leave the EU. When that happens all that protectionism, all that nationalism and all that aversion to all things that has to do with EU and similar from on up high imposed madness will boil over into complete catastrophes. In essence the existence of the European Union has created the very situation it is said to guard against.

This is when our benevolent leaders will either step down and face the music or look for that final out and you don´t need to be a fortune-teller to predict which way they´ll go…

The aftermath, if we´re thinking a tad positive and ignore nuclear- and world wars, is that the European Union will break up in smaller entities. I see a Nordic Union, possibly together with the Baltic States and Germany. The Iberia peninsula may unite into one entity; Great Britain may be revived, and so forth. Such development will probably not be a heavenly solution either but at least it will be a much better situation than that of today.

However, I am not really an optimist in this regard. The end of the European Union and the end of the United States alongside many other world changing events may very well also hold the key to end life as we know it. In worst case scenario a couple of freshly hatched dictators will start throwing nukes around, and if so we can say goodbye to half of the world’s population.

In any case we´re living in history right now. Our time will give birth to unprecedented world changing events. The invention of fire, the Agricultural revolution, the fall of Rome, and the Black Death and the quest for the new world were minor events in comparison, so my advice to you all is to enjoy it as much as you can. There´s an amusement built into this entire mess and once you find that hilariousness you can enjoy it as much as I do.

Finally I would like to give you all some advice. I’m fully aware that few of you agree with me, even those out there with a similar political view seeing the same as I do don´t agree with me comes to the scope, length and severity of our situation. But even if you see me as another crazy drugged-up tin-foil hat, there are some minor things you can do.

Having candles, batteries, cans and dried food packages at home is prudent. A black-out or a natural disaster can happen regardless of my ramblings and so having basic aids at home is a good thing. And at least consider your way out, just in case I’m right. Spend a couple of minutes contemplating what you would do if war breaks out. Will you run to the hills? Band together with your neighborhood? Is there a food and water source nearby that can be used? Will you enlist? Only consider your option, that’s something you can do no matter what you think of the future.

Me, I am enjoying the decline. Most of you fucks out there deserve whatever you get, and if I can enjoy the mayhem with vodka and popcorn I am happy. Hopefully some of you will join me. I always have my door open and an extra glass ready. Please stop by, we can watch the news and laugh together.

Monday, April 25, 2011

This week's Horror related DVD releases: Tuesday, April 26th, 2011


Here are the Horror related DVD's coming out tomorrow, 4/26/11:
(Click a title to see a trailer for that film)

CHAWZ  [DVD & Blu-ray]
*  DEMENTIA 13  [DVD & Blu-ray combo pack]
DINOSHARK  [DVD & Blu-ray]
THE DORM THAT DRIPPED BLOOD [DVD & Blu-ray combo pack] 
GAME OVER
HELLRAISER III:  HELL ON EARTH
THE TERROR [DVD & Blu-ray combo pack]

A few "classics" coming out on Blu-ray for the first time this week...including 1963's DEMENTIA 13 and THE TERROR.   If you liked SHARKTOPUS, check out DINOSHARK...looks like pretty much the same movie, so you should like this one too.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

DVD Review: BLOOD JUNKIE (2010)

Directed by:  Drew Rosas
Distributed by:  CAV Distribution and Troma Entertainment

I recently watched one of the latest films picked up for distribution by the infamous Troma Entertainment.  It's called BLOOD JUNKIE, and it is well....just ok. Before I go any further, here is the plot synopsis from the film's official website:

Laura is supposed to babysit her little brother all weekend, but plans change when two studly high school graduates invited her and her best friend on a weekend adventure. Dragging her brother along, the five of them head to the woods for a killer camping trip. But the party of their lives is about to get cut short.

Blood Junkie is a 1980s-style horror comedy about a group of kids who discover a mysterious abandoned building where bad things happen. Shot in Wisconsin for $7000, Blood Junkie is a refreshing new vision in DIY independent filmmaking from first time feature filmmaker Drew Rosas. Bursting at the seams with bad ‘80s fashion, power synth anthems, and character clichés, Blood Junkie both embraces and pokes fun at the ‘80s horror film genre.

The film is not bad....but it's just not really good either.  The film is supposed to be a flashback to the great slasher films of the 80's, and in terms of making the film look like it is from the 80's,  it is a home run.  In fact, I was confused at first as whether or not the film was "lost" film actually made in the 80's that Troma ran across and picked up the rights to distribute.  But the film was made in 2010 for sure, thy filmmakers just did everything right to make it look old (well....almost, check out the convenience store for clues that the film was made in present day).   The music is great, straight from the 80's with overly synthesized sounds and the hair and dress donned by the actors was spot on.  I forgot how big eyeglasses were back in the 80's! Ha!  And if you were never around to witness stone washed jeans, then this film will be a visual time capsule that you can experience.  Also, if you were a male in the 80's, it was apparently a rule that you had to wear a jean jacket. 

Well, aside from the awesome trip down memory lane, the film provided little more.  Other than the opening title sequence, we do not see the killer in this film until 45 minutes in.   That is far too long in my opinion.  I understand the need to set up the main characters that will eventually be killed off...so we will get to know them and care about them, but by the time the killer got down to business, I was sick and tired of the characters and didn't care what happened to them at that point! 

This is director Drew Rosas' directorial debut (for a feature length film), so lets hope he learns from this film and improves upon his next one.  The film does show potential.  I look forward to seeing what Rosas does next, hopefully he can keep the elements that worked and fix the ones that didn't. 




CLICK HERE to watch the trailer
CLICK HERE to purchase the DVD


Saturday, April 23, 2011

FANGORIA Magazine comes to the iPhone and iPad!


FANGORIA Magazine launched it's own iPhone/iPad app yesterday!  This is pretty cool for sure, esp. for you iPad users.   Here is yesterday's official statement from Fangoria.com:

Today sees the launch of our official FANGORIA App, enabling you to keep up with the latest issues of Fango on your iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch!  Compatible with iPhone, iPod touch and iPad with iOS 4.2 or later, the FANGORIA app is downloadable for no cost, gives you a free preview of our latest issue and the option to purchase it in full for $3.99, with subsequent future and back issues naturally headed for download as well!

With the app, you will get a free sneak preview of each new magazine, which consists of the firs few pages (you can see the first 9 pages of the current issue).  That doesn't sound like much, but you do get to see the "contents" page, so you can see what all the new issue has inside.  If you want to purchase the full issue, you can do that right from inside the app for only $3.99 an issue.  A bargain compared to the normal $8.99 cover price!

Download today by clicking HERE, or just visit the app store from your device and search "Fangoria".

Why Hyperinflation will happen

Every time in history when a government, or a financial oligarchy, or a financial oligarchy together with a government had the power to expand the money supply, at will, those systems and/or countries, without exception, always collapsed. Often enough because of (hyper)inflation that destroyed the system from within.

I am here writing in general terms and mostly on a worldwide scale. There’s a reason for this; the entire system, worldwide, will collapse.

There are three things going on, each one more than likely to cause (hyper)inflation by itself.

1. Who will pick up the tab for tens of trillions of debt?

And even more important: who will cover the losses of tens of millions of useless derivates? Ever heard the words: “toxic assets”? No matter what they call them: Auction rate securities; credit default swaps; collateral debt obligations; mortgage backed securities; or any other fictitious useless name only meant to confuse, its only paper on paper. It holds very little or no value.

“Normal” debt can be repaid; even the worst and biggest debt mountain in the history of mankind – that of today - as much as 200-300-400% or 500% of GDP can be repaid. And most of the debt is borrowed from other indebted fuck ups. Our governments either borrow from each other, or they give money to banks and then the governments borrow the same cash from the same banks in order to increase the debt. In the heart of it all is you (!): the taxpayer.

For a layman this is very confusing, and I haft to admit that I to sometimes get confused, but what you need to know is:

a) The entire system is built upon debt so if no-one borrows and spend the system defaults automatically.

b) By borrowing, spending, and printing money they keep GDP up. And this is a total fraud! GDP is totally fictitious, totally arbitrary, and so easy to manipulate that it should be completely ignored. But for media, pundits and The Powers That Be the scam of GDP is the magic trick used to sell idiocies worthy of the craziest of inmates of a 1920’s asylum built on Indian burial grounds.

c) “Normal” debt goes around in circles from banks to other banks, from banks to government, from government to banks, from banks to financial institutes, from financial institutes to governments and so on in an endless circle.

This far mainstream cornflake economists and other enemies of the people have it right, debt isn´t so bad (“Bad” here in comparison with other problems and problems in combination with debt.).

If only looking at the “real” public debt things aren´t as bad as to give us a reason to talk about financial Armageddon. But this isn´t the only problem and to the “real” debt we need to ad personal and corporate debt plus the debt that comes with “toxic assets”.

There are countless of names for “toxic assets”, I usually only call them “derivatives”, as a collective name. This isn´t really correct, but the result of all of these scams is the same so I don´t see any problem with giving all of it a unison name and title. You can call it crap, we´re-all-fucked assets or loony accounting if you want. It actually doesn’t matter.

Many cornflake economists will demand that you call these things with their correct name and/or argue that there are differences, but they are either lying or have no clue what they´re talking about. These debt-obligations or “derivatives” are all the same and should be bunched together.

What these ‘derivatives’ are is paper on paper, its debt upon debt, its borrowed money borrowed on borrowed money that in turn is borrowed upon mortgages.

Think of it like this: you borrow $100 from your friend and you give him an IOU (I owe you) in exchange. This friend then sells the IOU to his neighbor, the neighbor in turn reforms the IOU to a regular loan with interest to his friends. Those friends transform their loans into bets on commodities - essentially betting on the future value of oil, rice, steel and so forth. The entire system generates thousands of dollars, maybe even tens of thousands, all built upon the initial $100. This system sort of works as long as long as there is lots of money in the system that can change hands (which is one of the reasons bail-outs go to banks and financial institutes) and it works as long as people and banks involved don´t go bankrupt (which is the second reasons bail-outs go to banks and financial institutes).

No one knows how much of these derivatives there are, but a reasonable assumption is that the “value” is in the vicinity of $100 trillion dollars. But almost nothing of it actually exists in the real world. There’s NO VALUE.

So if we´re going into a Depression, or another recession for that matter, with such a debt-scam hanging over us; do you really think there´s a way out? Can we repay any of these fraudulent idiocy-piles of Derivatives?
There is only one way governments seemingly could repay both the “real” debt and these shameful made-belief derivatives; through the printing press!



2. That warm feeling of pee dripping down your leg

To a certain degree you need to excuse politicians and their henchmen. They live in a world where their entire existence is dependent on votes. If they don´t collect enough votes they will lose some or all of their power and, horrifically for electable frauds, they may even lose their seats and so their income.

Most professional politicians’ don´t know of anything else then to make up stories to keep their constituencies happy while they rob the same voters through taxation. In a truly capitalist world most politicians would be unemployed or work with the most degrading tasks imaginable. They are an utter useless bunch of misfits, and deep down they know it.

In this world of ‘getting votes or die’ they need to lie, they need to come up with false-flag attacks, they need to sleep with the enemy, they need to conjure up new problems that they themselves can fix, they need to trick, dupe, bamboozle and they need to hide, cover up and sweep things under the carpet. If they don´t, another politician that do will win the votes.

In essence; what you vote for is what you get.

And looking at it this way, which I often do, you are to blame, and whatever you get for it you deserve. So the millions of people soon to die from starvation, wars and socialist solutions, they die because you don´t understand, because you don´t read, because you don´t know how things work. And frankly, you don´t care that you´re ignoramus either. Yeah, have another beer; I think American Idol is on…

Anyway, in this world the ‘easy fix’ is the way to go.

Anytime a politician can think of a program, a tax, a law or anything of the sort that sound really great and can give them votes, that’s what they´ll do. This is also, coincidently, why so many of our benevolent leaders are advocates of socialism.

Socialism sounds really, really good. Feed the poor, help the young, more cash to the elderly, jobs for all, free education and cute kittens to everyone. Socialism comes with heart, with feelings, and the idea is sold with a pink shimmering sky. To a person rather watching TV and not caring so much, socialism is very easy to take to heart. No need to think, no need to argue or understand things, all you need to know is that the poor and the working class need more stuff and the ones that will pay for it are an elusive group called “the rich”.

But no ‘easy fix’ is as fantastic as inflation!

With inflation you get more stacks of money! Thousands, tens of thousands, millions (!) of newly, freshly printed notes in piles. Surely all of that cash comes with a piece of heaven because suddenly loans can be paid off, you can increase public salaries, and as a bonus taxation increases without the need for another tax legislation. For the elitist sphere there is even an additional bonus; they get the cash first i.e. inflation don´t hit them as hard as it will hit regular Joes’.

Inflation benefits the elite and is essentially a way of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.

In the long run inflation will increase all the problems it was meant to solve. If they print money to save banks, then the banks will only build another house of cards. If they print money to reduce unemployment prices will go up and increase the costs for the employer which means more bankruptcies and so more unemployed. And, worst of all, if they print to save defaulting systems, as the derivatives-scam mentioned above, all they do is inflate the bubble which in turn leads to an even bigger bang when it all crashes.

But you cannot disregard the psychological effect more cash has on people and societies. This is what the entire premise is built on; a psychological effect. And the effect is…

…more money is spent!

Financial institutes, banks and governments that get the inflationary cash first will spend some or all of it. This means that prices on stocks and commodities will go up. Stock markets seem to be in a recovery! House prices don´t fall as much or may even go up. All of it sends out a signal that we´re going forward, that the crisis is over. They may also use some of that cash to increase salaries or hand out bonuses that certain people will use to buy more stuff. All in all “value”, “prices” and (OF COURSE!!) GDP will go up.

The magic of inflation have come to the rescue!

In the next step and during the height of this scam they will encourage the populace to…

…take another mortgage on their house and shop ‘til they drop!

Loans aren´t bad, they are great, you can buy another car, or another TV, and don´t you need more stuff? Cameras, phones, shoes, perfume, trips, champagne, wine, your own midget for tossing at parties, a new set of plates, hookers, hamburgers, beer and stuff, lots, and lots and lots of stuff! Buy now! Borrow, spend, it’s all good.

As long as they can keep borrowing, and keep you borrowing at the same time as they print money and at the same time as they tap into, or totally empty, future obligations such as pensions or Medicare our masters of despair can play Santa’s’. The problem arises when we get to the end of the line where debt ceilings are reached and the vault of future obligations is totally empty. Belgium, for example, has 400% of GDP in future debt (not showing up in most statistics) since they don´t have any money left for pensioners. They took that money and then they borrowed upon it several times, so not only is the initial cash gone, they´ve also borrowed upon that cash that don´t exist! The same can be said for France, Italy, UK and the U.S. Pretty much every country out there have done the same.

Today, however, they cannot do this anymore. Most, or rather all countries have reached the limit. The only thing left is the printing press and it’s such a fantastic thing…



3. No one wants to be the last out on the field

When you inflate the money supply you can, initially, use some of that cash to pay off debt. It takes a little while before the scam is detected by markets and the people. A brief moment whereas, especially if you´re first, they can use freshly printed piles of notes to pay off loan givers.

Everyone high up knows that printing money out of thin air creates inflation, even if they don´t want you to know about it. But if they can do it first they can, temporarily, trick other governments, banks and countries (their loan givers) that the money is good. In normal times this isn´t so bad since they have an endless supply of treasuries (you!) to pay for it. And if you aren´t enough they can always mortgage your kids and grandkids. Taxes always come in.

But what if it’s not normal times? What if the Debt Mountains are so huge and all that can be done has been done?

This is when ‘first to the printing press’ really matters!

He who prints first seemingly loses the least!

Soon, very soon, the cartel they have will crumble. You see when our benevolent leaders went out on their epic adventure of Quantitative Easing (QE) – which is another way of saying: “Print money” - and bail-outs they all did it at the same time. It was so important that they all did so, because if not the scam would show as certain currencies will drop in value against other currencies. If all of them print and borrow and spend it sort of looks as if the status que remains. The relationship between currencies holds at about the same level as before. In essence they wanted to hide inflation and the real effects.

Seldom have our benevolent leaders been so cooperative with each other. All of them dropped rates, all of them printed billions, all of them borrowed billions, all of them spent billions. Injecting cash everywhere, inflating stock markets, keeping prices up. This was the biggest robbery of all time, and almost none of you out there understand it.

But here’s the thing; it didn´t work.

They didn´t fix the fundamental problems and they didn´t address the regulations, laws and taxes at fault. The entire system that was about to topple over into a depression is still there, now partly painted over and hidden under the rug. But still there.

All they really did was increase inflation and in-debt us further, but without fixing what was wrong.

In a situation where things are about to crash again, they cannot do the same thing. They will most likely try, or at least pretend to try again. But behind the curtain I can assure you that they are looking for a way out and the only way seemingly available is to press those buttons before anyone else does…



More than likely all of these scenarios will come into play and so inflation will go over into HyperInflation. If you thought war, an overzealous government and the European Union was bad, you´ve seen nothing yet. Hyperinflation is the worst thing imaginable, and on a global scale it will end life as we know it. You can buy gold and silver and run to the hills, but truth to be told; you, me, all of us, are truly, utterly, and magnificently fucked beyond comprehension.

IF this scenario plays out, as I believe it will, our worst nightmares will come true.

I for one cannot wait; this is going to be the entertainment of a lifetime!

The truth is out there

I have said it before, although I myself don´t really believe it will happen, but there's really only one way out of our current financial mess seen from the Powers That Be’s perspective: an extraordinary event of such a magnitude that it will overshadow the worldwide economic collapse.

The revelation of Alien beings, ships visiting us or an outright invasion would be such a thing.



I wrote 1,5 year ago that the Internet was buzzing with stories about how Obama were about to come forth with some Extraterrestrial news. My immediate thought was just this; they may very well use it as an excuse to keep holding on to power.

Just imagine. The whole world is crumbling, governments everywhere is about to be toppled and politicians are facing angry mobs. With no end in sight, with no hope, with an elitist sphere fighting for their very lives, only something like this will save the current GramscoFabianNazi system from imploding. People will be far less likely to start civil wars and exchange their government if this were to happen. In times of crisis and threatened by an outside force people band together, they stand behind their government.

I don´t see this happening because I´m not a believer in E.T. but maybe they can use it as a false-flag attack and/or as a way of hoaxing the populace. It wouldn´t surprise me one bit.

Finally I do hope there are Aliens and that they do invade. I hardly see them doing a worse job in governing than we do. And if not, at least take me! I would love to be abducted. Anal-probes would be a huge bonus…

Friday, April 22, 2011

DVD Review: SCARLET FRY'S JUNKFOOD HORRORFEST (2007)

SCARLET FRY'S JUNKFOOD HORRORFEST
Directe by: Brian Crow and Scarlet Fry
Distributed by:  Chemical Burn Entertainment

A few nights ago I watched the Horror anthology, SCARLET FRY'S JUNKFOOD HORRORFEST.  This is another fun feature from the creator of last years NIGHTMARE ALLEY.  While both films are fun, I think I actually enjoyed this film more than NIGHTMARE ALLEY, and I really enjoyed that one  (see review here)!  JUNKFOOD HORRORFEST is an anthology of 6 Horror stories. Here is the plot synopsis from the Chemical Burn website:

Scarlet Fry takes you on the thrill of your life with: Blood Thirsty Cannibals, Satanic Zombies, Demented Nurses, Junkie Serial Killers, Freaky Perverts and More! This Blood Drenched Deluxe Horrorfest isn’t for the weak at heart. A drug dealer has made his last deal after he decides to hand a junkie serial killer (Calico Cooper) some bad junk. This junk is, in fact, a video tape entitled "Junkfood Horrorfest." This horror anthology, hosted by Scarlet Fry, features six twisted tales that kick off when the junkie and her new found friend decide to watch the tape. Little does her friend know how much trouble he’s in for. Get ready for a blood drenched, deluxe horrorfest that isn’t for the weak at heart. Twisted tales that will turn your stomach and send you crying for Mommy!

After seeing NIGHTMARE ALLEY, I pretty much knew what to expect going into this film.  It is a low budget, independent film and it does show.  But...what the film lacks in budget and technical specs, it makes up for in the most important aspect of a film in my opinion, and that is entertainment value and sheer f-u-n!

The 6 stories all vary in sub genre and while most all the stories are entertaining, a few do stick out to me as being better than the others.   My favorites include "Bloodthirsty Butcher", about a man who has a new girl in the neighborhood over for dinner...in the literal sense!  This story had some great gore, and reminded me of the early blood trilogy films of H. G. Lewis.  "Wasted Life" is a story about a man who commits suicide in the bathtub by slitting his wrist.  There really isn't much of a plot to this one, but the makeup effects here are eerily realistic looking.  As an aspiring filmmaker myself  (with a definite interest in make up effects), I can appreciate this story for the effects alone.   Another great story was "Love Is Blind" a story about a girl who makes sure her boyfriend's mouth stays shut for good in a very unique way!

The DVD also has some great special features, including Director Scarlet Fry's first horror anthology, HORRORAMA and  a presentation of the original classic, CARNIVAL OF SOULS.  You literally get 3 movies with the purchase of this one DVD!  I highly recommend this to those fans of Horror who don't mind low budget, independent films.  I had a lot of fun with this one, and I hope you will too!


CLICK HERE to purchase the DVD

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Movie review: INSIDIOUS (2011)

Sorry for not posting yesterday, but I had a good reason I couldn't.  I was at the theater watching James Wan's latest film, INSIDIOUS!  If you are a fan of horror (which you are since you are on this website!), then you need to see this film asap. Before I go any further, here is the plot description from the films official website:

The writer-director team behind 'Saw' and the filmmakers of 'Paranormal Activity' redefine the haunted house genre in 'Insidious.' This horror film is the terrifying story of a family who shortly after moving discover that dark spirits have possessed their home and that their son has inexplicably fallen into a coma. Trying to escape the haunting and save their son, they move again only to discover that it was not their house that was haunted.


I didn't know what to expect going into this film.  I had seen one trailer on TV, but that was it.  I didn't read any reviews and wasn't sure what anyone thought of this film.  No one I had talked to had seen it.  I went in expecting a fun, mediocre horror film at best.  What I got was a punch to the gut with pure terror. This was one of the scariest films I have seen in a loooong time.  In fact, there were at least 3 places where I physically jumped with fright!  That is something I usually make fun of my wife for doing!  I am pretty desensitized to horror films, and can usually always spot an approaching "jump scare".  This film caught me off guard and made me jump like a girl.  Well done Mr. Wan!

I am going to cut this review short.  We are experiencing major thunderstorms here and I am about to unplug the computer.  Take my word on this one...you will not be disappointed.  INSIDIOUS reminded me of a cross between a Dario Argento film and Sam Rami's DRAG ME TO HELL.   This film also helped me to swear off my claim that "you can not have a good horror film and make it PG-13".  I used to always think that in order to be a real horror film, it had to be rated R, and I would steer clear of any PG-13 offerings.  After 2009's DRAG ME TO HELL and now INSIDIOUS, I am sold that you can have a great, terrifying film and have it be rated PG-13. 

Director James Wan is the future of Horror in my opinion.  Go witness the great spectacle that is INSIDIOUS soon!  It is playing in theaters now.


CLICK HERE to watch the trailer
CLICK HERE to visit the film's official website

Government at work

I will eat the unemployed

Apparently this is how you solve the unemployment problem...

Fuckin hilarious!

Next they will try to fix the problem with the collapsing dollar by offering government founds to anyone inventing a new way of flying. Remember where you read it first!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The interest rate screw-up and more lies

As per usual our masters of despair continue to lie to the general public. Today in Sweden we´re reached by news that the central bank, Riksbanken, raised the base repo rate by 0.25 percent to 1.75 percent. Although this is the correct way to go it’s not only too little too late, it is also accompanied by very strange arguments.

For example the continuous lie unions (and everyone else for that matter) should see through and react to. What I mean is that the Riksbank observed that: “while underlying inflation remained low in Sweden, it is expected to rise as the rate of wage increases accelerates and spare economic capacity declines”.

This is a total and malevolent lie. The entire statement is so wrong is laughable.

First of all inflation in Sweden is high. Price increases, that happens because of inflation, is kept lower than expected but continues upwards since inflation takes time to reach the entire economy. And when these cornflake economists and mainstream pundits talk about inflation they talk about prices or CPIF or CPI, not the actual inflationary number.

Secondly inflation has NOTHING to do with wage increases. This is by far the worst lie for any laborer.

Wage increases can and should increase over time with better production and new inventions at the same time as prices goes down, and so this has NOTHING to do with inflation. The only considerable reason why they continue to spread such a blatant lie is to hide what they are actually doing. To hide what inflation really is. Because if you don´t know what inflation is you also don´t know what it does to you and how robbed you´ve been.

The wage-price-spiral taught in schools and that of which these four-winged amoebas seem to talk about is a total lie. In fact it’s the complete opposite of what is true.

Before you continue read this older post.

Since only libertarians and their acolytes actually acknowledge what inflation is, what it does, and how to fix it, it means that only this group stands on the side of the poor and the working class. You´ve never heard that one either I guess?

Socialists argue they are the defender of the poor and the working class since they want to hand out benefits and offer imaginary government jobs, conservatives and the rights say they are the defender of the poor and the working class since they want to keep government smaller and so the general economy gets better as if it’s a magic trick. But only libertarians really fight for the poor and the working class since libertarians are the only ones that want to stop inflation and stop the lying. NOTHING, no taxes up or down, no law, no government entity, no bank or bureaucrat is worse for the poor and the working class than inflation, and if you haven´t figure this out you simply don´t know what inflation is.

Going back to the initial lying you also need to understand that interest rates of today should be around 5-6% only to, in accordance to mainstream beliefs, keep inflation in check. To curve the massive housing bubble in Sweden and stop the overspending by a stupid populace we should add another 2-3%. So to be on the safe side interest rates should be over 10%. That is today, before the worldwide crash. Soon we´re more than likely talking three or even four digits.

Journalists, banksters and puppet masters ruling us say or imply that interest rates need to be kept down in order to stimulate borrowing and spending. In essence more debt and more stuff we don´t need is the answer to all prayers.

Consume today, pay tomorrow.

He who has the most stuff when he dies wins.

Don´t worry about debt. Debt on a certain level is good for the economy.

I even saw a bankster in a paper the other day claiming that Sweden’s deficit, which is closing in on 20% of GDP, is too low. We can spend again. Such idiots should be on the very top of your hit list. Make a note of anyone saying anything so loony. He or She should be, in a near future, weighed in for a hardy rope and a proper lamppost.

Have you ever seen or heard mainstream cornflake economists be correct?

Before the crash of 2007-2008 everything was dandy, so was also all’s well before the dot-com bubble bursted, and as well before the “Great Depression”. They´ve never predicted anything correctly. Never.

The Swedish central bank, just as all central banks, is the enemy of the people. Their only purpose is to make the rich richer and cover up government failures. And soon, very soon, you´ll see the real fall-out of our current policies, and the ones that will suffer the most are the poor and the working class. Sadly those groups will turn towards socialism and/or “a Great Leader” as they always have before, all while we libertarians continue to be 100% correct and predict accurately what happens next... Go figure...

A wee history lesson before the Four Horsemen comes by

What did you think the Four Horsemen would look like?

Throughout history there are signs and events as easy to follow as a pair of D-cups in kindergarten. History really does repeat itself and time and again we can follow the decline one step at the time.

It goes something like this:

First the people and its leaders become complacent. This can manifest itself in many ways but common traits are: protectionism of certain merchants and/or parts of the economy, slaves start to do all the work, and citizens get “free stuff” from the government. The people were also offered shows, gladiator games, theatre and other amusements for “free”.

After that the wars and extravagant spending by the Powers That Be create a situation that empties the treasury and so taxes seemingly need to be raised, but since Kings and Pharos knew - just as our contemporary smug suits know; raising taxes isn´t popular so instead they chose to dilute the money supply. Instead of pure gold or silver or copper in their coinage they started to decrease the purity with other metals - in effect creating both inflation and a hidden tax.

After this comes a period of upheaval, both from within and from neighboring countries/tribes seeing the vulnerability and smelling the blood in the water. Usually the first waves can be withstood thanks to mercenaries, harsher penalties and tighter control of the populace, but sooner or later the losses of land and riches start to take its toll. When this happens there is only a matter of time, and since a complacent people have to intention of bucking up and start making an effort again, everything crumbles and withers down.

There are different degrees of this and some dissimilarity depending on culture and such, but generally speaking this can be seen from Rome to Persia, from Egypt to the Ottomans, from the Byzantine Empire to the Moguls, from China to Spain. And it does not stop with empires; almost every country on the planet has seen a similar development at one point or another.

Today we can see the exact same development throughout the world but probably most telling is that of the U.S. The only state of today with empire-like qualities has her language and culture spread everywhere and although direct annexation of others land isn´t really present, they are fighting wars on two continents, have hundreds of military installations across the globe and flaunt their diplomatic and economic power everywhere they can. The American public has become dependent on welfare and has developed a government-can-fix-it attitude so familiar to any historian. The U.S. Dollar has since long time been nothing but paper and is today backed by nothing other than being the world reserve currency. Worse still is the manic printing of new notes that creates massive inflation and devaluate all that what is/was America.

A growing anti-government sentiment among many of its inhabitants coupled with an even larger call for more “free stuff” is already creating succession movements, massive demonstrations and pure rebellion-like groupings. Countries like China and Russia have stated they will no longer trade in the dollar and it’s only a matter of time before others follow.
Basically the only two things keeping the U.S. afloat at the moment is its military that keep both GDP numbers up (yepp, it’s a lie) and – still - frightens the rest of the world; and secondly a fake prosperity mostly built around their declining currency. Borrowing trillions and mortgaging the future of its children America is today rapidly becoming another scrapheap of history.

Not that others are any better. In Europe the wet dream of bureaucrats, The European Union, is helping out with the downward spiral while oily Greeks, moronic Spaniards and other spend-it-all-collectivists drag the sinking ship further down the abyss. The Chinese is building entire cities no one lives in (again to keep fake GDP numbers up), Japan is into its 57th stimulus with no light in sight, and Russia is on the verge to civil war. Political turmoil is rocking the Muslim and Arab world, In South and Eastern Africa famine catastrophes is only one step away and when speaking of civil war Africa is the continent of abundance. In South America extremist lefties and growing animosity between countries is about to start wars.

Again you may think: yeah, so what else is new? But you see things are a tad different this time. There are a convergence of events, each one horrific in its own right, coming together in the biggest and badest Tsunami wave of financial Armageddon you can imagine.

A globalised economy propped up with tens of trillions of derivatives and fueled by printing machines throwing out money Zimbabwe-style; a financial sector, in every country, dependent on government subsidies; the biggest debt-mountain in history growing exponentially; and a totally fake number of measurement (GDP) is lied about on a daily basis.

The Great Depression (soon to be known as “The Minor Depression”) happened because of a few problems and those problems were on a much smaller scale than those of today. Although very easy credits, banking cartels robbing the people, growing protectionism and too much socialism were the main problems, those problems aren´t even close to what we have in our time. And today the problems really are global. I cannot think of a single country not printing money, not borrowing like crazy and not having structural problems getting worse by the second.

When this thing crash life as we know it will change forever.
It will not only be a break-up and total collapse the only Empire-like entity, every country on this blue rock will suffer, wither and quite possibly die. What could possibly be even worse is the aftermath and its consequences. Before in history similar upheaval and turn of events were followed by a total backlash in every area leading to a decline culturally, socially and politically. This was then toppled by the rising of dictators and then, or during, came the wars. If that happens this time, and I cannot see any reason why it shouldn´t, we have something today that no Huns, no Nazis and no murderess horde had: we have weapons of mass destruction…

This collapse cannot be stopped. It can´t, not anymore. The crash will happen now, nothing can stop that. However we can limit the effects and instead of decades of turmoil and horrific events we could turn it into a five-six or seven year depression that actually could lead to something even better than we had.

This can be achieved by taking back real money, through the elimination of all centralized banking sectors, and through a total 180 in politics. This would mean that things like ECB and the FED would dissipate entirely, politic power would become obsolete and the individual would truly become free. Since this also means that millions of bureaucrats would lose their jobs and that the “free” buffet offered to the general public would be no more, you can probably figure out that this will never happen.

Arab rebellions can be seen as preludes, not unique events. The approaching famine catastrophe that even ‘experts’ are starting to warn us about is, at its heart, nothing more than a symptom. Even the, according to media, gloomy economic outcasts are just breezes foreboding the hurricane.

Out doomsday may very well be here. It will not be because of some Maya calendar or impact from planet X, it will not be aliens invading us or a super volcano erupting and it will not be a nuclear war – even though it may come to that as a following consequence.

Instead it’s our inability to see our enemies constructing the perfect economic shit storm. A storm that will overshadow anything imaginable and make the fall of Rome, the sacking of Thrace and Mongol invasions seem like nothing. This is the invincible armada times ten approaching our shores on a nice sunny summers day. This is conquistadors bringing us smallpox at the same time as they bring with AIDS, the Black Death and Al Gore to our lands. We are about to enter the most destructive and most overturning period of human history, and most of you have no clue what I am talking about.

History is in the making and centuries from now our surviving relatives will write essays, make their equivalent of movies and have very intense arguments about what we did wrong, how we couldn´t see it coming and why we didn´t do anything about it.

Until about a couple of years ago we were still able to stop it. Today that is no longer possible. All we´re talking now is time. Time in the sense of “when” and “how long”. It is not a matter of ‘IF’.

I could point out all the economic signs and lecture you on the A to Z of economics, I could argue the case of banksters robbing us and governments covering it up, I could show statistics and graphs that would show you how bad the outlook really is, but that’s not the point of this post and I´ve done so before and for the ones not lazy it’s easy to go back and ready my earlier posts or search online for others that say the same thing.

The point of this post is rather to rattle that brain of yours, to make you go out and search for yourself. Truth to be told, I cannot convince you of anything, not even if I wanted to. But if I can get you to at least try to prove me wrong you may get that epiphany-moment you need in order to survive the coming years. Not that I hold any hope in this regard, most of you are idiots and even the ones not asylum worthy cannot or rather don´t want to see actual facts.

Most of us live comfortable lives; most of us are not starving and most of us have more stuff that only a generation ago couldn´t dream of. This has made us complacent, lazy and less likely to take up arms against our masters. And when all is lost and the end seem like its near and you actually grab that pitchfork you will, more than likely, do it for the wrong reason supporting the very idea or persons that got us into the mess in the first place.

The end of life as we know it will happen soon, very soon. Are you ready for it?

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

DVD Review: THE BLOODY RAGE OF BIGFOOT (2010)

-------------Review by contributing writer Scott Baker------------------

THE BLOODY RAGE OF BIGFOOT
Directed by:  James Baack
Distributed by:  Cheezy Flicks

THE BLOODY RAGE OF BIGFOOT is one of those movies that defies all logical convention: it is a two-hour-and-forty-five minute travesty that somehow found distribution. And although the film sucks almost three hours of your life away, my review in turn will be much shorter.

This movie officially replaces my Worst Movie of 2011 selection (see Bikini Vampire Babes review here). Not only does this movie suck, it sucks for ALMOST THREE HOURS. Wow. I didn't know something could piss me off that long but THE BLOODY RAGE OF BIGFOOT proves that it can.

The subject matter alone is something that will not interest most people. I've seen several Bigfoot movies and NONE of them have been able to hold my attention. I mean, if you want to make a movie about something cryptozological, then pick a creature that no one has done a movie on before. Or hell, even make one up. And if you absolutely must make one on Bigfoot, at least try to make it interesting.

Aside from the ho-hum subject matter, the title is extremely inappropriate, not to mention misleading. There is no rage to speak of, let alone much blood. And the blood we do get to see is nothing more than water with pink dye in it...or something similar. I am more disappointed in these special effects than I was with Zombies by Design (see review here). I kept yelling at the screen, "Come on, guys...at least TRY to make it look real!"

The acting in this film is beyond horrible, with most of the cast fumbling through a poorly written script and then glancing at the camera every few minutes, I guess to make sure they were still in the shot or something. And when they're not bumbling their lines, they're improvising something lame that doesn't make much sense to the movie. Bad acting I can overlook, IF the story and/or action is good...THE BLOODY RAGE OF BIGFOOT unfortunately fails at all three.

Now for the editing. Damn...I wish the guy(s) that cut the film would have stayed awake while working on it. I mean, falling asleep is the only excuse I can come up with for all of the errors that were allowed in to the final cut. There's one scene in particular that sticks out in my head: towards the beginning of the movie, Satantha and Lucy-fur are running to get into a stolen car...but both girls run to the driver's side. Satantha stops at the driver's side door, turns back to the camera, and then says with a giggle, "Oops...I went to the wrong side." The scene then cuts away. I rolled my eyes and tried to keep from kicking my MacBook across the room. Like I said: "Come on, guys...at least TRY!"

The main reason this film pisses me off so badly is because of its length. It would have been one thing if it were an hour and a half long and sucked...but almost three hours? I can't believe I wasted so much time on this piece of trash. I want that time back and so does my laptop.

To sum up, THE BLOODY RAGE OF BIGFOOT is the worst movie I've seen so far this year, and will be tough to beat out for that title. I'm not sure if the producers were setting out to make a comedy or a true-to-form horror movie, but it failed miserably on both fronts. It's almost cliche to say, but THE BLOODY RAGE OF BIGFOOT almost sent me into a rage-blackout. Don't bother to give this one a look.


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